Exapolakatekls Stronghold of Evil

This is a not a picture of some klingon disuptor or similar science-fiction weapon. It´s the newest handheld model of vacuum cleaner from Dyson, an electrical company dedicated to producing household applications that look like science fiction weapons. Their products are high quality with great suction, easy to handle and what´s more it´s so much more fun feeling like Luke Skywalker when doing household cleaning. It´s a real must-have-gizmo!:D

...is their sheer uncontrollable appetite for sex. I can´t think of any reason why I would wish a dim-witted hairy creature anywhere near me trying to f*** anything it can cling on to. Well, it seems that someone has actually developed a sex toy for dogs in an attempt to cater for those previously unfulfilled canine desires. It´s called "Hotdoll" and has all the openings, a nice and soft outside and even comes branded with female odour spray. Well I say underachivers! Don´t get rid of your dog´s problems, trash the whole witless critter! Oh, and I hope you enjoy cleaning that toy up afterwards!

This brand new festivity from the US called Steak-and-Blowjob-Day is meant as a counterpiece to the "hug-n-kiss"-valentines day the chocolate and gift-card industry invented. It´s celebrated on February the 14th and gives women the opportunity to display their love for their partner by giving him something he really wants, not that valentines day gift-card rubbish. The likewise counterpart for women is the cake-and-cunnilingus-day. That´s a lot of fun with celebrations if you ask me! :)
Anyway I think I´ll make up my own feast-day sometime, maybe I´ll name it "sex-and-beer-day". Until then I´ll just keep wasting time with this cute little online-stategy game and establish myself as "defender of the desktop". Now that´s some title...

The stud strap is the latest in sex-utility-innovations. It comes at 6,99 British Pounds and slips right around a man´s most vulernable body parts offering the woman (or man) control over his ejaculation. Now that´s modernization, I say! What gives me a bad feeling about this is the loss of spontaneity that goes with it and even more I don´t really feel comfortable with giving her that much power, just imagine what might happen if she pulls too hard, after all women don´t really have the best record in dealing with men´s genitals...
My suggestion is to just have Sex once and then again afterwards. That should prove an even better solution :)

This page puts things of all sorts on to one size scale. It´s really funny to see just how much smaller an amoeba in comparison to a T-Rex is or the milky way. There´s so much more to reality than we normally perceive from our perspective...

Check out this new gear collection. It flashes suits which make the wearer look pretty much naked from certain perspectives. It reminds me of that fairy tale the emperor´s new clothes because anybody actually buying and wearing this stuff must be in a likewise mental condition as that king...