Exapolakatekls Stronghold of Evil

...at least that´s what some people want us to do in order to boost the sales of their pulp magazines. Question is if the "women lane" is more or less safe than the other lanes...?! ;)

Seems to me that everbody that tries to come up with some version or idea of a world better than the current one has something very evil and selfish in mind...
No surprises however, we´ve seen the like. Watch your backs blogfans! Think I´ll rather stick with those kittens...

There really are good reasons to hate kittens. They kinda remind me of someone I think I´ve seen before...
Personally I prefer dogs seeing they are faithful, submissive and far more useful than cats. Now those arguments you just can´t beat!

I never knew doing housework could be so much fun... :)

After going to the office to try out the new beer dispenser, which every office quite clearly needs, you shouldn´t go to a thai toilet.
Thai toilets can be emotionally disruptive, as these pictures demonstrate. What the signs read I have no clue whatsoever, but the message of the pictures seems to be quite clear...

Here goes, seeing I feel kinda obliged to post at least once per week I want to draw your attention to this beautiful site though I really ought to be spending more time on my final thesis...

The page contains all sorts of hillarious ads. These two pics are among my favourites. They exert a strong influence on me. I feel like I need to get a new mattress...

This other page really convinced me that I need to go to Paris more often. You bet I´m loving it!

Do you feel like men don´t pay enough attention to your wonderful boobs? Now here´s your chance to get those ignorant swines to give your best parts the sort of advertency they truely deserve: Body Perks!

It´s the crazy new hype coming from america, that get´s you the sort of attention you´ve always been craving for.
These plastic beauties are made of body-colored silicone and are simply fitted over your real nipples. For the best effect you´re supposed toe wear a tight and light t-shirt. Men (and women) won´t be able to resist staring at your beautiful tits, at least that´s what the producer claims.

Now ladies, albeit I´m a true lover of innovation, I must say that I strongly object this sort of delusive marketing. Please keep in mind that many guys (me for one) would be very dissapointed upon unwrapping...