Friday, May 19, 2006
Pimpin' ain't easy
Everbody loves Xzibits great show "Pimp my ride". But there´s a lot more things a real hustler can pimp than his car:
a hustlers phone
a hustlers mazda (doesn´t count as a real car)
a hustlers dumptruck
a hustlers limo
a hustlers cup
a hustlers shopping cart
a hustlers outfit
a hustlers bit... bride
a hustler bike
a hustlers snack
a hustlers grandmother
a hustlers gimp
and maybe best of all a hustlers name
If you really want to start off as a pimp it may also prove helpful to read the problem-oriented guide by the U.S. Department of Justice.
So long homies, yours sincerely Mack Master Stark Slither
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Hei, Mr. Crazy Eyes Christoph Smooth !!!
Thats what you like, right? Showing us quite plainly, how wicked a pimp's things are, so we get dissatisfied with our own stuff and thus unhappy with our lives...*sniff*
Do you have any idea how that feels? Having un-pimped grandmothers, an un-pimped bike, an un-pimped name and so forth??
One can't stand losing out within social comparisons.
pfffff.....
PS: But honestly, do YOU know, where to get the pimped Snack?? ;-)
Thats what you like, right? Showing us quite plainly, how wicked a pimp's things are, so we get dissatisfied with our own stuff and thus unhappy with our lives...*sniff*
Do you have any idea how that feels? Having un-pimped grandmothers, an un-pimped bike, an un-pimped name and so forth??
One can't stand losing out within social comparisons.
pfffff.....
PS: But honestly, do YOU know, where to get the pimped Snack?? ;-)
Sure thing I know where to get that delicious pimped up thing Vicuous Sugar Fluffy Honey! On the one hand you have my scrumptuous huge white chocolate bar and if thats more snack than you can handle you might want to check out http://www.pimpmysnack.com/projects.php
Stay pimpin' baby!
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Stay pimpin' baby!
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