Exapolakatekls Stronghold of Evil

This thai student bakes bread resembling human body parts. Apparently it tastes just like normal bread, though it does look very realistic indeed. I wonder what kind of people would eat something like this. I find it disturbing...

If you´re trying to make that special impression on someone how about trying something creative as a business card? Check out this homepage which shows some examples of business cards that certainly will be remembered. I personally like the debt recovery agents x-ray of his last clients broken hand - it´s so sure to make an impression... :)

This is a not a picture of some klingon disuptor or similar science-fiction weapon. It´s the newest handheld model of vacuum cleaner from Dyson, an electrical company dedicated to producing household applications that look like science fiction weapons. Their products are high quality with great suction, easy to handle and what´s more it´s so much more fun feeling like Luke Skywalker when doing household cleaning. It´s a real must-have-gizmo!:D

...is their sheer uncontrollable appetite for sex. I can´t think of any reason why I would wish a dim-witted hairy creature anywhere near me trying to f*** anything it can cling on to. Well, it seems that someone has actually developed a sex toy for dogs in an attempt to cater for those previously unfulfilled canine desires. It´s called "Hotdoll" and has all the openings, a nice and soft outside and even comes branded with female odour spray. Well I say underachivers! Don´t get rid of your dog´s problems, trash the whole witless critter! Oh, and I hope you enjoy cleaning that toy up afterwards!

This brand new festivity from the US called Steak-and-Blowjob-Day is meant as a counterpiece to the "hug-n-kiss"-valentines day the chocolate and gift-card industry invented. It´s celebrated on February the 14th and gives women the opportunity to display their love for their partner by giving him something he really wants, not that valentines day gift-card rubbish. The likewise counterpart for women is the cake-and-cunnilingus-day. That´s a lot of fun with celebrations if you ask me! :)
Anyway I think I´ll make up my own feast-day sometime, maybe I´ll name it "sex-and-beer-day". Until then I´ll just keep wasting time with this cute little online-stategy game and establish myself as "defender of the desktop". Now that´s some title...

The stud strap is the latest in sex-utility-innovations. It comes at 6,99 British Pounds and slips right around a man´s most vulernable body parts offering the woman (or man) control over his ejaculation. Now that´s modernization, I say! What gives me a bad feeling about this is the loss of spontaneity that goes with it and even more I don´t really feel comfortable with giving her that much power, just imagine what might happen if she pulls too hard, after all women don´t really have the best record in dealing with men´s genitals...
My suggestion is to just have Sex once and then again afterwards. That should prove an even better solution :)

This page puts things of all sorts on to one size scale. It´s really funny to see just how much smaller an amoeba in comparison to a T-Rex is or the milky way. There´s so much more to reality than we normally perceive from our perspective...

Check out this new gear collection. It flashes suits which make the wearer look pretty much naked from certain perspectives. It reminds me of that fairy tale the emperor´s new clothes because anybody actually buying and wearing this stuff must be in a likewise mental condition as that king...

Police car chase driver John Spurnak (42) claimed that he was US vice president Dick Cheeney after having been pursued by police at speeds of 90mph, during which he hit a patrol car and eventually had to be shot with a taser. He also claimed he was Paris Hiltons sisters husband.
Well I say, I had so hoped ol´ Dick had gotten one with the taser... Well, maybe next time :)

Convenience store giant Seven Eleven announced  plans to convert 11 stores across the US to resemble the well known Kwik-E-Mart from the cartoon series "The Simpsons".
Customers will be able to buy related products inspired by the cartoon, like Squishees and Crusty O´s. The move is to promote the upcoming cinema movie.
I´m looking forward to the chain to opening some stores in germany... :)